If only the real political race was this sexually charged.......*sigh*......and yes I know Matthew is going for Hillary but this was just too good to pass up.
Wow, I cannot believe that I just posted that......not the video the link.
Anyway, today was really good. Even though this chick I cannot stand just had to be there. Wait let me fill you all in on the details.
I joined choir in January because I needed the credits in my extra curricular area. However I joined the all girls class: Chamber. I really didnt/dont have a problem with that, because I get along with almost all the girls really well. Choir was really good, I had my first performance {well i didnt actually preform, I came in really late and they already had it all planned out}. Whatev, so that happened. About two weeks ago, Anastasia joined the class {thats her name}. Now I know very well that my school isn't the richest. But this b*tch comes in thinking shes the sh*t.
If any of you really know me...you know I dont take crap from anyone.
Well I tried to be nice, and welcome her. Apparently she doesn't like kindness. Ok well she began to get a little full of herself because she had rich friends then moved down here {they spoiled her...with what chocolate? she needs jenny craige...badly} . So this girl thinks that since she came from, pretty much hell, shes better than others. Well apparently she dont know who's shes f*ckin with.
Recently she decided to wear a skirt {vomits in mouth} and this girl is not skinny...bitch had more cottage cheese than Knudson's. O h and she has ham arms. OMFGG we talked so much sh*t on her....but she deserved it.
To top it off, this morning was hella cold so I go into the band/choir room to escape the freezer that was this morning. She walks in like shes God. {She missed Monday when they moved in our new rizors choir stands so we can sing}
"Oh what are these?" she asks.
"They're our new rizors" replies 3 people {me included}
"Oh I didnt think we had any." she says {room gets 40 degrees colder and peoples expressions change}
"Well we've always had some but they were kinda small. We got new ones {originally I was going to say "to hold your fat ass up while you belt out monotones" but that be rude} to replace the older ones, this way everyone can fit" i say
"Well thats nice" she says
I look at Shirley, one of my bandies, and whisper to her "Girl you need to preform some voodoo witch craft crap on her" {Shirley's wiccan}
"But i can't shes wiccan too. My eyes would be pecked at for 60 years!!!" she says
"Oh well karma may be a bitch, but anger, vengence, and pure hatred are assholes" i say
Anyway, she is a stuck up bitch who needs to eat a fricken bakeries worth of humble pie! {she probably could too}
But thats it for now.
Love you all!
PS} If this offended anyone I am truly sorry but I seriously needed to vent right here right now......Message me if it bothers you!
